Bryan "Phat Chance" Nance
Stokesdale, NC
November 5th, 1985
Nance came to TKC after a two-month backpacking stint in Europe and after spending two years at Liberty University in southern Virginia studying philosophy and religion. He plays the guitar, writes songs, is constantly trying to be an apologist for something ("the march of reason," or "the role of religion in the public square," or "the role of excellence in the Christian life"), and lives in Brooklyn across the street from a guy who grows weed in his back yard. Though he's adventurous enough to live in Bushwick, Brooklyn, he's never been ambitious enough to fully grow out his beard, but he'd like to some day.
If Nance could go to an amusement park with any two people, it would be Doug E. Doug and Shannae Vance.